We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
