Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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