butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I understand Curling. That high.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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