Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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