summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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