My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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