DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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