It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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