I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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