He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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