Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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