i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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