So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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