Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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