some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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