idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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