Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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