Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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