Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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