i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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