thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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