Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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