I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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