So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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