Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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