Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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