it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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