belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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