I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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