just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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