I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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