I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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