I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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