'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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