i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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