There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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