i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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