maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I enjoy the company of your penis
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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