Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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