problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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