how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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