he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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