The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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