Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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