I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I believe in your delicious
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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