like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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