No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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