is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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