She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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