It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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