I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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