I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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