If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
